The Oddlier Ones

Sitting in your computer chair at work, the one that's stained with brown spots like someone burped up coffee a week ago, this lady walks up to you. Slightly hunched in a pleated black jacket that could double as a blouse if folded inside out, (It should be said that there is no real way of describing the thing she is wearing) she looks at you. Accidentally make eye contact and she averts her eyes, looking somewhere in between pensive and schizophrenic.